Some Sort of Techno

I have a problem. I like the some of the trendy music they play at the bars I frequent. But I can't for the life of me figure out how to get a hold of the music so I can play it at home.

When I ask them what kind of music it is, people at the bars tell me "techno" or "house". But I've downloaded dozens of songs categorized as techno or house, and I have yet to find a single one that sounds like the music I hear at the bars.

The music is hard to describe except that it

• is extremely repetitive
• has no vocals
• has a silly beat which almost makes me laugh
• has a lot of bass

Any suggestions?