Pat Buchanan and Ali G

Funny exchange from the Ali G show before the 2004 election:

ALI G: Does you think that Saddam ever was able to make these weapons of mass destruction or whatever, or as they is called, BLTs?

Mr. PATRICK BUCHANAN: The--was Saddam able to make them

ALI G: Could he make BLTs?

Mr. BUCHANAN: Yes. At one time, he was using BLTs on the Kurds in the north. If he had anthrax, if he had mustard gas...

ALI G: Whatever he put in them.

Mr. BUCHANAN: No. No, no. If he had mustard gas, no.

ALI G: Let's say he didn't have mustard and the BLTs just was plain. Would you have been able to go in there then?

Mr. BUCHANAN: No.

Somehow Ali G tricked Pat Buchanan into referring to WMDs as BLT sandwiches.

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